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Salton (Sim)City

I was recently driving through the California desert and came across the Salton Sea. Long story short - it rained a lot and the Colorado River overflowed a bunch of dams and dikes meant to contain it and created a huge inland sea. Oops.

Some enterprising souls must have decided that despite the lack of any natural flushing dooming the sea to a salty, polluted existence, there was ripe opportunity to create a sea-side metropolis.

From the ground, it is a bit of a fun ghost town to explore. The typical "everything just abandoned" type thing. But when I came to geotag some photos I took there, I was quite astonished to see this.

Salton (Sim)City

That looks exactly like what I used to do in SimCity. I'd use the F-U-N-D-S cheat at the start to max out my money, then build my little empire with neat roads and school and harbours and whatnot — they've even got an airport! Then I'd press "go" and people would slowly move in to the residential areas, one house on one block at a time.

I guess poor old Salton City never made it past "turtle speed"!

posted at: Mon, 11 Jan 2010 16:26 | in /humor | permalink | add comment (3 others)

Posted by Nicholas at Tue Jan 12 16:43:18 2010

The street names are somewhat interesting. There's kind of a sand theme in the lower right with Sand Flower, Sand Glass, Sand Hill, etc, then further along we hit the Shores, with Shore Jewel, Shore Gem, Shore King, and so on.

Posted by Sean at Wed Jan 13 02:10:18 2010

I used to live out Palm Desert way several years ago.  The story as I remember it was that developers tried very hard to get people to buy into the area.

I can't remember if the stench coming off the Salton Sea was seasonal, but, by God, you could smell it from Palm Desert on a windy day.  I figure that people could put up with most anything to save a buck or two.  But I suppose that scents such as this permeate your very being.

Posted by Paul Johnson at Wed Jan 13 11:40:45 2010

Regarding the ability to put up with smells permeating your soul to save a buck... people live in Tacoma, don't they?  The protagonist in "Fight Club" famously describes the Tacoma Aroma as "wet fart smell," and he more or less nails it dead on.

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